NOT SAFE ANY WHERE!!!!

I rode to work today, parked Charlene in a parking spot all by it self and at 12:35pm I was informed my bike had been involved in a small vehicular accident. It would seem that another motorcyle parked next to it and damaged the paint on the fairing.

So this brings two questions to mind...

First: How the hell do you damage another bike when you are just standing yours up off it's kick stand and then backing up?

Second: Do you suppose Sandwich has insurance?