A Prediction

Using the latest in satellite technology, studying the rotation of the earth, the Gulf stream, the angle of the earth, and the current weather conditions, along with those of previous years, I can make an perfectly accurate prediction of the weather on the day of the Bike Blessing.

Without any fear of contradiction or of being in error, I can assure you that there will be no rain on "Blessing Day". There will be a soft breeze out of the southwest and the sun will be shining.

But you will probably want to dress warm, put on some studded snow tires and... oh yeah...bring a shovel.