Woodhall count

Let's see...

 

Tried to kill Nellie twice in one day

Now I hear he fell over in the parade...

 

the way I see it is with a record like that for the year there are two choices,

1. Hope things come in threes and you're all done,
2. Park the bike for the rest of the year before you meet that caped dude with a scythe.

Is that the dauntless Rider award?