Proof of Alien autopsys

Recent photos have been secretly removed from the Military's Area 51 site showing conclusive proof that aliens exist and have been studied. the photos which are classified are to be shown to the world news agencies next week.

 Last night at the Brown Derby we were fortunate in running into the person who procured the photos and since we picked up the bar tab and supplied him with free tacos, he has given us one of the photos as a pre-release. He just asks that we will not release his name to the public.