Looking around I think...French is best

I have tried the title in all different languages and I think the French version is more lyrical...What do you think?

Road Guard Captain
Camino Capitán de la Guardia (Spanish)
Strate wag kaptein (Afrikaans)
Road kapiten roje (Albanian)
لطريق الحرس الكابتن (Arabic)
Ճանապարհային Անվտանգության (Armenian)
Дарожныя гвардыі капітан (Belarusian)
রোড গার্ড ক্যাপ্টেন (Bengali)
Пътна гвардия капитан (Bulgarian)
Camí capità de la Guàrdia (Catalan)
Put straže kapetan (Croation)
Road kapitán osobní stráže (Czech)
Road Guard kaptajn (danish)
Route Capitaine de la Garde (French)
Capitán da Garda estrada (galician)
გზის დაცვის კაპიტანი (Georgian)
Straße Wache Kapitän (deutch)
Дорожні гвардії капітан (Ukrainian)


I wonder if Jim can get me pins made?

Route Capitaine de la Garde

Kind of makes you think of the French Foreign Legion doesn't it.




It sings