Taken out by a Mollusk

Friday, May 20, 2011

Taken out by a Mollusk

So last night's ride ended for me, the bike had a ride on a flat bed and today's ride to the dealaership and subsequent repair all came about due to seafood.

You have to be on the look out for the dreaded Quahog, (Quahoag: Old English) ( Co-hog: RI). It is in the Hardshell Clam family.

They are sneaky, evil, and vile creatures who bury themselves just below the surface, usually under water, and wait for unsuspecting motorists to pass by then attack.

What a lot of people do not realize is how sneaky and evil these clams can be. They have actually formed an Axis alliance with another species which gives the clam the ability to perform bombing runs on the area roads.

These are suicide attacks, because part of the agreement the mollusks have made with the other species is that once dropped, the other species feeds on thier meat, leaving shards of their casing laying around.

So I suggest that if you see any Quahog fragments in the road you should do your best to avoid them. If you come across them in their natural habitat there are a couple things you can do to save yourself from attack.

I recommend both...