A DEA Agent
stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher,
"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher
said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he
pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look
mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching
into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly
displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go
wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you
understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and
went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked
up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big
Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached
safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his
tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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