TO: All ye Rider of Steel in the Shire of New London, be it known that in the year of our Lord 2011, on the day referd to as Sunday marked by the measured moment as 10:00 am that a band of highly trained and professional riding enthusiasts will be departing the establishment known as dunk n dough nuts for points due northeast where they will forge thru strange lands with foreign speaking inhabitants until they spot a pre-designated gathering of natives around a wooden surface sharing food. Barley and other delights are plentiful. Upon satisfying the inner storage tank and releasing thy holy temple of waste material we shall proceed in a southerly direction until familiar lands once again enter our visual screens. At this point all participants shall return to their humble abode and reflect on the good fortunes of there expeditions, and continue on their peaceful journeys thru this level of play.I ,Stephen the 1st have the great honor of leading this well disciplined and highly sought after merry men known as the motorcyclists from the New Shire Of London, or something like that. Please send out pigeons, smoke signals and all free electrons loyal to our cause. Let it hearby be known that the excuse of not turning the hourglass ahead by 60 granules will be dealt with severe punishment.Let it also be stated that all who willing share in these times will also reap many inner treasures.Until that time, my brothers(and sisters) God Speed and be well.....
Stephen the 1st
Sentry of the Guilfordshire
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